Saturday, July 20, 2019

Amphibia Season 1 Review

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So This is a type of blog I wrestled with whether or not I should do for a long time. I consider myself very well versed in cartoons, knowing all sorts of cartoon history and growing up with the various Animated Television shows of Cartoon Network, Nickelodeon and Disney from the 90s to the present. I am of course very nostalgic for the shows I grew up with, that said always love watching New franchises over any reboots of those as I highly value Creativity. That all being said I didn't want to do reviews just for the sake of it, as I felt that was a bit cliché, so I'm reserving this for ones that inspired me to do so. So I Just watched a new Show on Disney called Amphibia and it did just that.
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So Amphibia is a brand new cartoon from Disney, so I should probably talk about my feel for the state of cartoons on that channel. Presently Amphibia is one of their only cartoons thats an original franchise, as opposed to the Ducktales reboot, Milo Murphy which takes place in the Phineas and Ferb series and several cartoons based on Disney Movies like Tangled, Big Hero 6 and Star Wars. Now none of those other shows I listed our Bad, in fact I know Ducktales at least is really good. But my point is if you look at the small amount of original series they had recently like Gravity Falls, Star VS The Forces of Evil and Wander over Yonder, you see 3 fantastic and popular cartoons which all sadly ended relatively early compared to most Cartoon Network shows for example. See this has me worried because Amphibia season 1, despite being 20 episodes long, was put out in only 5 weeks rather than 20, thats twice as fast a rate as the 4th season of Star was put out, which makes it feel like it isn't being treated as a big deal. Hence Forth, part of this review is going to be trying to show how truly good this show is.
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So to give the general spoiler free description of this show, Amphibia is about a teenage girl named Anne who, after acquiring a mysterious wooden music box, gets sucked into an alternate dimension called Amphibia, a swamp like dimension inhabited by anthropomorphic amphibians. She then gets taken in by the Planter family and together they search for a way to get Anne back home, and go on some fun adventures along the way. 
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So with that outta the way lets look at what this show really offers. So this show is really well executed in all regards in my opinion, there was not a single bad episode, character or plot, and the world building was very interesting and well done.
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Speaking of the setting specifically, I LOVE the style this show is in, the backgrounds, architecture art and designs are all very reminiscent of classical american art from places like the Bayou or Everglades.
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This is very fitting given the amphibious swampland setting and is actually kinda genius due to how it makes a marsh not only not look gross but beautiful. The Music on the other hand uses a lot of country style instruments and is beautiful and soothing yet still adventurous in a manner I have not seen done this well since Over the Garden Wall, and of course matches perfectly.
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A lot of cool elements exist in this world ranging from the customs of the townsfolk to the way the government is set up, to real dangers of this world like giant insects, thieves, cannibals, mutants, magic and more. In fact I would say the way that this show is written is most similar to Gravity Falls, In that a lot of the episodes are these cool and fun adventures using various mystic elements of the show, having lots of really envelop pushing humor along the way, and the rest of the episodes are related to the main plot of unraveling the mysteries of the Music Box and trying to get Anne back home, these eps being filled with lots of mystery, twists, incorporation of past episodes that you didn't think were important, and some really good character moments, seriously the last episode of the season had me crying.
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One thing in particular I want to praise this shows writing for is how, despite being about a girl who gets trapped in another dimension inhabited by beings who have a totally different culture and don't even know what a human is, it doesn't fall into relying on Fish Out Of Water stories. Anne adapts to this place pretty dang quickly, and a vast majority of the plots actually revolve around Anne setting new trends There which is much more fun and interesting.
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So what about characters? Well there are 4 Main characters in this show known collectively as the Planters. Anne, our lead, is smart, adventurous and a bit of a rebel but unlike other characters like this is also largely responsible to the point she's very self aware when she's going too far, and even when she does end up doing so will assuredly own up to it which I think makes her feel much more real and the show overall never tedious. Sprig is Anne's best friend and the Wander too her Sylvia (If you get the reference you're awesome), he's very sweet, happy-go-lucky and loyal. Hop-Pop is Sprig's grandfather and is the wise old mentor figure for this show, and honestly he's the best execution on that trope I've seen in a Disney show. Lastly there is Polly who is Sprig's little sister, in fact so little she's still a tadpole, but she's also a super funny tomboyish snark who somewhat reminds me of Louise from Bob's Burgers if you're familiar with that.
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Past that this show actually has a surprisingly strong supporting cast, a lot of fully fleshed out characters who end up having one episode dedicated to them and a lot of them teach really great lessons. Some standout Supporting characters to me were Maddie, Wally, Ivy & Mrs. Croaker. Also I can't really talk about the Villains without Spoiling stuff but MAN that was such a smart and clever take with them that this show does.
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In Summary I think this is my Favorite show currently on Disney, its funny, its got a unique setting the characters are interesting and likable and the plot is getting really really good, leaving me genuinely excited to see where they take it. I Highly recommend this cartoon to anyone looking for a new one, the whole first season is out and I think watching it would be a treat.

Sunday, July 14, 2019

Skullgirls VS Strategy Guide


Welp, decided to take another note from fellow blogger, Imp, and make my first one of these. And what better way to start it than with my favorite series of all time, Skullgirls. So the goal of this type of blog is to find out what counter strategies are most effective in the tiers of a verse. To do this you must find characters whose powers best allow them to counter the verses strong suits while capitalizing on their shortcomings. Most importantly characters you choose must have physical stats equal to or less than the characters of the tier, as having greater stats is not a strategy. So without further ado, here's how to be OP in Skullgirls.
City Scale Threat:
So this is the most common tier of the verse, almost all the playable characters and a large amount of the NPCs fall into this category. Characters in this tier are Small City Level and Hypersonic in speed so That is the hard limit for counters.
Now the big problem when facing off with characters in this tier is how disproportionately haxy the verse is for its power. Numerous characters can manipulate Spacetime, able to stop time, time travel, create portals, teleport and even spatially separate beings. These are diverse powers that would allow characters to counteract speed, among other things.
The tier also has numerous offensive hax, several characters have soul manipulation, characters like Brain Drain have mind control, Double can copy other peoples powers and trap people in her pocket dimension, Peacock can erase beings from existence and Cerebella can reflect attacks and manipulate matter on the molecular level. As far as defensive powers goes, numerous characters have regeneration abilities, Ms. Fortune of which even down to the cellular level, and characters like Squigly can become intangible.
So what are some popular strategies that can affect this verse? Well that in itself is tricky due to the verse itself having a lot of counter strategies. Due to the Spacetime manipulation, one would think Stealth would be a good counter, BUT numerous characters also have super senses, Peacock’s of which has some SO potent that only the absolute highest tiers of stealth have any chance.
Numerous of the characters can be manipulated, so an intelligent/manipulator strategy could be effective, but in term, numerous other characters are manipulators and geniuses, so that's not gonna be very effective either. 
Another big problem is characters like Peacock and Marie who's powers also let them vastly increase the amount of foes you have to fight, which will again be major trouble.
All this said every series has its weaknesses and this is no exception. One major weakness I notice in Skullgirls is the verse having an over reliance on Technology. Science and Technology are deeply rooted into the verse's offense and defense, with over half the playable cast having some and a large portion of those going as far as being full on Cyborgs or even Androids. Which brings me to my First Counter Pick.
Royal Pain:
Surprisingly enough Royal Pain from the Sky High series would be a pretty dangerous villain for the verse. She has massive technopathy abilities that would let her psychically dismantle, take control of or even copy the weapons, armor or even Bodies of numerous of the characters and incorporate it into her own arsenal. With this over half the roster would be down almost immediately, and the other half would have a hell of a time dealing with her newly acquired armory of attacks. Her suit already allows her to fly and blast lightning, as well as go toe to toe with characters like Will Stronghold, who could fly over 9000 M/S and catch a school falling with the kinetic energy of 4 Megatons. And all this isn’t even counting her most powerful weapon, The Pacifier, a specialized Rifle that reverts its target into a baby, a hax no one in the verse has resistance to.
All this being said, Royal Pain is not resistant to Mind control, Existence Erasure, BFR or Soul Hax, while she’s more than got the power to deal with those that have that quickly, this only makes her challenging, not broken. A broken character would be able to resist all their hax AND offer new ones not seen in the verse.
Zasalamel:
This Brings me to Zasalamel from the Soulcalibur series. Zasalamel has the same Hypersonic small city stats of the verse but backs it up by being a very powerful sorcerer. The Main obstacle with taking on Zasalamel is his curse that resulted in him having an inability to Die, through this curse he can regenerate from being blown to bits, as well as resist all kinds of Soul and Mind manipulation. With that alone the verse is already running low on things that could stop him, but then you consider that in the event Zasalamel IS slain, he will simply be reincarnated with all the same memories and an identical body, making permanently killing him Actually impossible. In addition to that, Zasalamel in all his centuries of life has acquired Numerous helpful magic abilities that really round out his arsenal to take this verse down. He’s got numerous of this verse’s best powers like Time Stops, Dimensional BFR, Super senses, summoning, telekinesis and multiple forms of mental manipulation, as well as a bunch of abilities Not seen in the verse like Absorption, and Poison manipulation.
All this being said, it is possible for Zasalamel to lose fights, while his reincarnation ability means he’s gonna win eventually, it could potentially take a long time to do so if he has to use it, because at the end of the day its very hard to not put yourself in harms way in a verse this hax so long as you have a physical body, thus I’m brought to my last and best pick.
X.A.N.A.:
X.A.N.A. from the Code Lyoko series would be unstoppable in the Skullgirls series. This powerful, hyper intelligent A.I. is a digital being and therefore has no physical form to risk, and is immune to all the series’s Hax due to flatout not having a mind or soul to attack. Combat wise X.A.N.A. is the best at both worlds, it can possess not only any form of machinery, but also going as far as inanimate objects and sentient organic beings. In addition to that X.A.N.A. can rewind time, copy powers, amass armies of robots, turn beings to stone, manipulate sound allowing it to attack Squigly’s intangible sound form, erase beings from existence stopping any of their regeneration, and he can digitize people, something no one in SG has shown resistance to. And even if they did find a way to somehow attack him, X.A.N.A.’s own Regen is able to come back from deletion. There is nothing the verse could do to stop this thing. 
Country Scale Threat:
This is the tier of a few of the most powerful characters to ever walk the Skullgirls Earth, including Queen Nancy Renoir after she became a full fledged Skullgirl, as well as Eliza’s true form The Crimson Scourge. Characters in this tier are country level and gain speed boosts putting them roughly in the Massively Hypersonic range. Powers include power absorption, creating armies of the dead, life draining, flight, Umbrakinesis, Hemokinesis, high end regeneration and soul hax. Characters in this tier also do not rely on Technology, so that can no longer be relied on to score an advantage. But what Are some weaknesses one could exploit?
Well due to there being less characters In this tier there are actually far less hax one has to deal with. One could theoretically just bring a lot more versatility than them and become overpowered that way.
Grimnir:
This brings me to my first pick, Grimnir from Magicka. Grimnir has insanely high versatility able to summon force fields that can block up to planet level attacks, Summon Zombie Armies to combat the Skullgirls own, as well as blast the Skullgirl with raw Life energy which should be able to harm her as an undead. Similarly he can take down the Logia Crimson Scourge with raw Entropy. Grimnir would likely not even need to do these however as he can also trap them in an endless string of mental battles, brainwash people, slow down time, teleport, turn invisible and cancel out opposing magic.
Past that however, Grimnir is slower than them, only able to keep up via massively hypersonic reaction speed, and couldn’t survive being hit by them. While he is extremely clever and likely would succeed in playing keep away until he wins, he’s still in immediate danger from their abilities. A better option would be to have comparable power as well as situationally overpowered abilities to stop them, such as.
Gray Fullbuster:
Gray is One of the more powerful members of the Fairy Tail Guild, being just as fast as characters in this tier and while he's not quite as raw powerful, his abilities are very geared towards fighting them. Gray has multiple forms of extremely powerful Ice Manipulation which can easily coat whole cities and mountains in Ice, Allowing him to fight armies of zombies and large kaiju sized entities. Not only is Ice a Great weapon to use on the logia Crimson Scourge, but Gray’s Lost Ice Shell which allows him to Freeze anything solid, including those Heavily resistant to Ice attacks should more than guarantee he could freeze her solid, either defeating her, or reducing her to Sekhmet, who could not contend with Gray directly. Against the Full Powered Skullgirls, Gray has something perfect, Ice Demon Slayer Magic. This magic grants Gray Super senses, Resistance to the attacks of beings created from dark magic, the ability to negate the durability of beings made from dark magic, and the ability to freeze beings mind and soul. 
Gray with all this is extremely well equipped to take on these characters, and it would be extremely difficult for them to beat him in a fight for sure, but him losing is still a possibility due to the inability to remove the threat they pose to him. For that you’d need to go with my best pick.
Mew Mew’s:
Literally Any of the Mew Mew’s from the Tokyo Mew Mew series would be totally broken not only in this tier but skullgirls as a whole, seriously if they were just a little slower I easily would have put them in the last tier but here we are. Despite this tier now largely outclassing them in power, it matters approximately 0% due to the Mew Mew’s primary ability, Mew Power. Mew Power is a hax that regresses living things on a genetic level back into their natural state. This ability removes any form of artificial enhancement to beings and can even heal past injuries and resurrect the dead. In a verse like skullgirls where almost all the characters were normal humans who merged with a parasite or got cybernetic implants or drank a super serum or something, this would basically just be a massive Undo button that would take away all of their powers, leaving them helpless and doomed. Mew Power should easily revert a Skullgirl, either back to a normal girl or at least a pile of bones. Against Eliza this wouldn’t be perfect as, though it would separate Sekhmet from her and remove her acquired power, Sekhmet is one of the few parasites that CAN fight without a host. That being said her power is reduced to the Mew Mew’s level, and given the Mew Mew’s have a few other awesome powers to use, I see little reason they wouldn’t beat her. If I had to pick a particular Mew Mew to use it would either be Zakuro due to being the most skilled fighter, or Pudding for her handy immobilization powers.
Godly Scale Threat:
Lastly following a MASSIVE jump in power we have the Trinity, the three goddesses of the Skullgirl series, and some of the most powerful beings in all fighting games. The Trinity are the embodiment of abstract concepts of the multiverse, they exist in a realm not contained in any universe and craft Avatars of themselves to enter the universes around them. The Skullgirls cosmology has always been described as a Multiverse, Issac in particular stated it contains infinite universes and timelines, and these gods manipulate all of that like puppeteers. They created the Skull Heart a sentient, self regenerative artifact that Warps Reality, and did so so casually they literally made infinite of these things across the multiverse. Venus, the goddess of Space is all space that exists, her true form is stated to be so large it defies comprehension and if one sees it they have already been engulfed, there is no safe place to fight her as the very fabric of the universe unravels around her. She can attack omnidirectionally, control all of space and warp reality itself. Her sister Aeon, is the goddess of time, she literally IS all the time in the multiverse, she knows everything that ever was or will be. She can destroy timelines with a thought, manipulate time in numerous incomprehensible ways, pull alternate versions of whomever shes fighting to battle for her, and manipulate sand which is coarse rough, irritating and gets everyWAIT…
And worst of all we haven’t even mentioned Their mother. Mother Trinity is the queen of all reality and god of the Skullgirls verse, almost nothing is known about how truly powerful she is, and in a way that is even more frightening.
Sooooooo, what could POSSIBLY stop these beings? Well one would need to have High Universal/Low Multiversal power to say the least, extremely high speed to deal with the inescapable nature of the trinity and some hyper advanced Spacetime and reality warping resistance. And that’s just to be on their level, past that you would need to have something to kill them with. So what is something that can resist heavy space time manipulation, and take on multiversal gods?
The One Being:
The One Being is the most powerful character in the Mortal Kombat series, as well as the Actual most powerful character in fighting games. The One Being eats universes and Elder gods that make and maintain them for breakfast and was only ever stopped when the Elder Gods managed to seal him in ancient powerful relics and separate him into multiple vast universes. Even after that however he was not truly stopped as even in that state was able to manipulate powerful villains across the MK series to merge these universes into one so he would be set free. The One Being is resistant to massive amounts of hax, even being above the Titan Kronika, keeper of time, and mother of gods, who has much of the Trinity’s same abilities. In addition to that, The One Being has absorption powers on the Trinity’s level, which there is Not evidence they could resist.
This is all well and good, however the Trinity are even more powerful than the elder gods who, to be fair took a lot of time and planning, managed to seal him away. It Is still theoretically possible for the Trinity to win, what we want is someone they would have no way to defeat.
Yukari Yakumo:
Hailing from Touhou Project, Yukari is one of the most powerful and dangerous Yokai in the entire series. While she isn’t as Raw Powerful as the Goddesses, she has heavy amounts of control and resistance over the Spacetime continuum due to her primary power, Border Manipulation. Border manipulation is an astonishingly diverse hax in the series that lets its user switch the borders of anything, including vague concepts. In the Touhou series, conceptual borders are the fundamental boundaries between everything, space and time, night and day, life and death, without these borders the universe would exist as one singular thing, and did before the gods separated everything with names and concepts, and THIS is what she is manipulating. Through both this and her insane super genius mind, Yukari could make the Gods fictional to her, Seal them away, replace their minds, turn them into antimatter, or even Erase them from Existence. She can even manipulate the boarder of possibility and impossibility to completely take away all their abilities. Yukari cannot be destroyed by Venus’s sheer size due to her ability to come back from death or even being erased down to a concept and just to top that off, she can turn intangible. She can see into the future to counter Aeons own precog, and she can make other versions of herself to counter Aeon trying that as well.
All that said, even she isn’t the best character in this situation.
Entropy:
Entropy is an almighty villainess from the Freedom Force series and easily the best possible character I can think of to Stop these Goddesses. Being the now literal abstract embodiment of Entropy, she is a powerful reality warper capable of deleting entire timelines, making her a match for the trinity stat wise. First and foremost, she has INSANE resistance to spacetime manipulation, to the point she was able to battle against Time Master, a multiversal entity who controls all of spacetime and has every ability Aeon and Venus do, and not only held her own but matched him completely in power. And to top that off she has all of the most dangerous abilities these Gods dread, she has an active defense that absorbs all attacks that come her way, even including mental attacks, the ability to seal enemies into stasis, Godly Regeneration, Flight, the ability to gain resistance to new attacks once they are used on her and reality warping that can let her completely turn the tide of a fight by swapping possibility with impossibility. And then there's the Icing on the cake that really sold me on this pick, Entropy, true to her name, can drain the energy of beings down to nothing on such a scale that the Trinity couldn’t hope to resist it. She would literally make the gods of this multiverse, suffer a true Heat Death.

Sunday, June 2, 2019

Kayako is a Bad Horror Villain: Ju-On/The Grudge Rant

So this is a bit different from my normal foray. I recently did a blog on Sadako from the Ring series, and due to the film Sadako VS Kayako, had to watch through the Ju-On/The Grudge series for scaling purposes. I had never seen that series before, but as a horror fan, I had always heard that it is Good, so was excited to check it out. If you can tell from the blog's title I was Really Disappointed in what I saw, and if you know me, you know thats a pretty big rarity indeed. Why is this though? Naturally theres a lot of factors that contribute to this but a lot of it stems from one thing, the villain.
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So The Grudge, as I will call it now for the remainder of the post for simplicity, is very similar to an american slasher movie, much more so than a haunting movie which is what one would expect. Its got an original evil, a singular villain, and a bodycount of characters that builds throughout the film.
When writing a Slasher Villain there is normally two schools of thought, the left side being malicious villains, the right one being sympathetic villains. Malicious slasher villains are evil, always were, always will be. They are sick, twisted and absolutely love killing and tormenting, its their favorite thing. These villains are real 'Love to Hate' types, they generally either have really strong Intimidation like Michael Myers, a really strong entertaining presence and showmanship like Ghostface, and in some cases Both like Freddy Krueger.
Freddy in particular, even before he got his powers, was a child murdering serial killer, and after was a godly powerful and pure evil psycho who would kill people just for the fun of it, and made the whole movie both entertaining and terrifying with his big personality and creatively f*cked up ways of doing so.
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On the other hand you have sympathetic slasher villains. Sympathetic villains are ones who on some level you can relate to, understand or see the humanity within. Even though sympathetic villains do horrible things to people that didn't deserve it, you can on some level still feel bad for them, and sometimes even subconsciously root for them. These characters tend to need to be provoked into killing people, normally because they have rules they exist by and go after those that violate those rules. Jason Voorhees is the most popular example of this, he was mentally and physically handicapped, he drowned as a friendless child, he never hurt anyone until literally seeing his mother murdered. After which he killed those responsible and decided to kill anyone who enters camp crystal lake, the area where so much wrong was done to him. The rule you violate is entering his territory, and while that might not be a good justification for killing someone, its Jason's rules and they broke it, and in later films they knew the risks.
So lets move on to how this relates to Kayako, so lore wise Kayako is clearly trying to be a sympathetic villain. Her husband brutally murdered her and drowned her son, afterwards they both came back as vengeful spirits, and she killed her husband and put a curse on her house were anyone who enters it dies. Kayako didn't start out as a bad person, she had something horrible happen to her, Clearly We are Suppose to feel bad for her, and she has the rule of only killing people that go into her house similar to Jason's. The problem? Kayako is far too much of a malicious monster for us to feel bad for.
Lets talk about why She fails at being a sympathetic first off, Kayako kills anyone who enters her home......and also family members of those people....friends of those people...random people who just happen to be near them when they die....people who talk to people shes after on the phone....people who talk to THOSE people on the phone....people who just look at her house....people who just hear about what happened....people who enter into other places where she's killed people and the list goes on and on. Kayako is super inconsistent with her own rules for killing people and clearly intentionally tries to stretch her net as wide as she can to kill as many people as possible. This is seen even further when she will do things like intentionally lure people into her house, like enrolling her ghost child in school and not having him go, eventually resulting in concerned teachers going there, among other things. So no I absolutely do NOT feel bad for her, Kayako doesn't want justice or understanding or peace, Kayako is a spiteful bitch that just wants to Kill random people like what was done to her. Jason NEVER lured people into Crystal Lake,  Jason even when the people he's after left Crystal Lake didn't needlessly kill other people, Hell with Jason most people freak out at him cause he's scary looking but Kayako can look like a normal woman so most people who first see her are actually nice to her and try to help her, which may or may not make Jason hesitate. Not Kayako.
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Okay so if she fails as a sympathetic villain, maybe she's at least an awesome malicious villain? Ha, funny story about that. Kayako has neither the intimidation nor the entertaining presence of other malicious villains. Kayako doesn't speak and doesn't offer much interesting in her ways of killing her victims, heck a great deal of the time it actually doesn't even show us the kill itself. Yes when Kayako shows up the people she's after are pretty f*cked, but we knew they were f*cked from the beginning cause its been made clear from the title of the segment of the movie that she's going to kill them, because all The Grudge movies are actually presented as a interconnected group of shorter films with the title being the name of the victim. That in and of itself makes another problem, the movies are predictable, part of what made Freddy's attacks so interesting is not only how intricate and surreal the dreams were, but also the characters could beat him, its possible for Freddy to lose and we get to see if they have what it takes to survive. No one survives in The Grudge movies, no ones safe, I feel apathetic towards these characters cause theres no mystery to solve here, no reason to get invested or care, they all only exist to die. Through this, these movies I find strangely mirror a lot of the problems I have with another popular horror genre,
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The Zombie Genre. I really dislike the vast majority of Zombie movies, which is surprising due to how much of a horror buff I am but bare with me. Zombies aren't scary, Zombies aren't interesting, Zombies are just generic unintelligent ghouls without reason. Zombie movies are generally two things, boring and depressing. Like The Grudge, they portray a bleak hopeless world, where characters exist and mostly do boring stuff and get worked up before inevitably being coldly killed by some unspeaking ghoul, until there is no one left, The Grudge and the Zombie virus even spread from person to person. The two series are also both guilty of shock horror and trying to dive into the inner evils of humanity, throwing in random things like child murder or suicide for seemingly no other reason than to be Edgy and hard to watch.
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Now Obviously this is all just my opinion, The Grudge series is popular, and the Zombie Genre is obviously huge so there are people that love it clearly, and I am happy they do, I actually can see the Grudge being really popular among Zombie fans as its the same kind of thing but in a really unique way. But there is one question about my preference I do have to answer.
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Why do I dislike Kayako when I really like Sadako? Its a good question and its pretty easy to answer, Sadako is basically Kayako done correctly. Sadako too is suppose to be a sympathetic villain, and she pulls this off, she was ostracized for her psychic powers, was trapped down a well for 30 years by her adoptive father and failed to escape over and over before dying without ever being saved. After that she created a cursed videotape that kills anyone who views it in one week, with the only way to prevent this being to make a copy of the tape and show someone else, who then has to do the same thing. Sadako through this has a strict code she follows and it is derived from her character motivation, no one knew she was down in that well, and she want the whole world to know, to know what happened to her and how she suffered, thats what she cares about, not necessarily killing. Even some of her more questionable actions are still all in service of this goal, as are times she actually helped the characters solve her mystery with hints. Kayako doesn't care if people know her story, in fact thats one of the MANY reasons she might kill you, and has done to other people exactly what was done to her for no reason.
Villains, not just horror villains, but all villains are judged on 3 bases to me. How Intimidating they are, How Compelling they are, and How Entertaining they are. The best villains in fiction are often really high in 2 or even all 3 of these. Kayako honestly struck out in all 3 for me. Thank you for reading.

Saturday, June 1, 2019

Death Battle Analysis: Sadako Yamamura


Ah, it feels good to get back to Horror, and ya know what I haven't done before? Delved into some good old fashioned Japanese Horror for a blog! Japanese Horror has a lot of differences to Western Horror, and sometimes different is a super refreshing thing. One thing the two subgenres have in common however? Making Fantastic villains that are fun to analyze in VS, and boy do we have a treat today! So bust out your old VHS player and turn out the lights, because we’re doing Sadako.

To briefly Address canon, the Novel’s will not be used as, despite being the original source, it presents a completely different version of the character than the iconic one everyone knows. As Far as Films are concerned, Initially in a vain similar to my Dracula Blog I was going to Talk about the Japanese, American and Korean film canons and composite together in the end, but then realized there was no point in doing that as the Japanese one has all the best feats and every power the other 2 have plus more. So this is Strictly the Sadako from the Japanese Film Canon.

Background

Sadako Yamamura was born after a woman with low level psychic powers named Shizuko Yamamura conceived with a powerful Ocean Onryō, a type of Japanese Spirit. Shortly after her birth, Sadako’s mother Shizuko was discovered as a Seer, or possessor of Psychic abilities by a man named Dr. Ikuma, who decided to prove the existence of Psychic abilities with her aid.
The two gained notoriety when she managed to correctly predict the eruption of the Mt. Minara Volcano, and eventually lead to them becoming romantically involved. Before long Dr. Ikuma had organized a whole public display of Shizuko’s psychic abilities to members of the press. They would each draw symbols in sealed envelopes, and she would draw the exact same symbol live on stage only for it to be correct each time.
Eventually However, one of the press members accused her of being a fake, using cheap tricks to give the illusion she had powers. This caused the rest of the crowd to rally behind him and cause a massive scene.
Overwhelmed with frustration and distress from behind the curtain, Sadako accidentally unlocked her own psychic abilities and caused the accuser to suffer a fatal heart attack.
Naturally the press release was a disaster, tabloids speculated Shizuko was the cause of this, calling her an evil witch, eventually driving her to throw herself into the very volcano she predicted would erupt. Afterward, Sadako and her adoptive father Dr. Ikuma moved to a secluded area outside of Izu. Devastated by the death of her mother she felt she had caused, Sadako used a great deal of her psychic power to separate herself from the vast majority of her power.
This created 2 Sadako’s, The Light Side, or Sadako’s human half, which contained all her memories, reason and personality, and The Dark Side, or her Onryō half, which contained all her raw power, instinct and aggression. Due to being Extremely Dangerous, Dr. Ikuma locked the dark side away, drugging it to inhibit its own power, while the light side of Sadako was allowed to go to school and have a normal life.
In school Sadako was a quiet and kind girl, who wanted to make friends and had a particular affinity for the arts, and so joined her schools Drama Club, trying out for the play. Unfortunately unbeknownst to her, Sadako’s Dark Side had an innate desire to protect the Light one, and without a moral compass, would occasionally escape and remove anyone who was an obstacle to Sadako getting the starring role.
Eventually, the deaths caused pandemonium and lead to Sadako being blamed and soon she was beaten to death by an angry mob while wearing her dress for the play. Right after this, the mob learned of Sadako’s Dark Side and Drove to Dr. Ikuma’s house intending to destroy that too.
They made the mistake however, of bringing the good Sadako’s body with them. Sadako’s dark half resurrected the light half and forcibly merged back together with her becoming whole again.
With her power now unrestricted, Sadako quickly slew the entire attacking mob in self defense before breaking down in tears at the horror.
Unable to bare the horror she causes, Dr. Ikuma poisoned Sadako and attacked her with a knife, throwing her body down the well in their backyard before sealing it shut, deeming her a tragic sacrifice so that no one else had to die. There was one giant problem with plan however…
Sadako wasn’t dead. It was here Sadako reminded for decades, kept alive by her own Onryō powers, she tried to climb out of the well hundreds of thousands of times, breaking off every one of her fingernails in her futile attempts of escape. She wanted desperately for someone, somewhere to come and save her, but no one ever did.
Left with no other option, Sadako gave into her Onryō side and separated her soul from her dying body, sealing it in an alternate dimension. This made Sadako into a full Onryō but different from conventional ones. Sadako’s soul is still living and exists in her own dimension, rather than being a dead spirit residing and drawing power from the Demonic Abyss. This essentially made Sadako a Living Onryō, who had a very unique powerset to other Onryō of her series.
Anyway as an Onryō Sadako is a much more malevolent force and decided to take her vengeance on the world. One day when a boy left a VHS tape recording on a TV stuck on a station playing only static, Sadako sent visuals into the tape, creating her infamous Cursed Video.
The videos contents are a series of cryptic images that tell Sadako’s tragic life story in a artistic and disturbing manor. Upon watching this video, it’s viewer becomes marked by Sadako curse, and exactly 7 days later...
They would Die. The only way to avoid Death after watching the video would be to assist Sadako by showing the video to more people, who then in turn would have to do the same thing, and it would continue in a never ending….Ring.
Over the years since then Sadako has grown much, Much more powerful to the point that now in her world Onryō’s are a common knowledge fact and scientific study that is taught in school. And Characters have used both anti Onryō weaponry and even other Onryō’s to fight her, but Sadako always emerged victorious in the end.
One time she chased characters into the Demonic Abyss thanks to our main characters using technology to get there, where Sadako was sealed there by the Bunshinsaba. This however turned out to be a very stupid plan as she then ended up absorbing the essence of the Demonic Abyss and gaining access to base Onryō powers she didn't previously possess.
But even that pales in comparison to the time she defeated Bunshin’s Yokai form by absorbing the soul of a previous Emperor to become part Demon. Sadako is a very interesting horror villain, but when one comes to understand what she truly is, you see just how terrifying she can be.

Personality

In Life, Sadako was a very gentle, compassionate and intelligent girl. She enjoyed swimming, spirituality, and numerous artistic pursuits, especially acting. She was often very shy or scared around people, given how her equal but opposite other half had all the abrasiveness. But she was quick to trust and form attachments with people when they did approach her. After being persecuted and trapped down a well for decades, leaving her forgotten with no one coming to save her however, she became much more angry and cynical at the world's cruelty. She made her cursed tape partly to take vengeance on the world that forgot her, but that actually isn’t her main goal. Sadako simply wants her story to be known, for the world to know her story and what it did to her, for her never to be forgotten again. This is why the only way to avoid death after seeing her story is to help her show it to More people, and also why she will often assist those marked in solving that riddle. This makes Sadako a lawful evil type of villain, as she has a strict code that everyone has a choice to spread her story or die, you can even argue if this was taken to the logical extreme and the last people to see her story don’t have anyone to show it too, that in her eyes they deserve to die, as they were the last to know so must have cared least. Sadako also will not tolerate those that would use her for their own benefit. One time some people used her Cursed Video to show to people they hate so she would kill them, Outraged by this Sadako went after the murderer’s herself.

Intellect & Skills

Sadako is an extremely talented and skilled Nensha user who is very highly adaptable and quick at learning. When faced with numerous new problems like entering into the Demonic Abyss or encountering anti Onryō weaponry, they generally only worked against her a single time and she’d already have figured out a way to combat it by the time it was tried again. Sadako likes to perform very intricate and artistic forms of Death on her opponents when she is able. When up against someone on equal footing to her however, she tends to put that aside and go all out, attacking seemingly like a savage animal, but actually being really strategic, attacking from numerous unexpected angles and taking great advantage of her esoteric abilities. Outside of Tactics such as those, Sadako is raw intelligent enough to be able to completely rewrite both technological and even genetic code, and outwit even the smartest telepaths of the series.

Powers

Sadako draws the vast majority of her powers from a natural Psychic Energy called Nensha. She inherited Nensha from her parents and it allows her to do all sorts of powerful things with merely her mind. After being trapped in the well, Nensha also allowed Sadako to separate her soul from her dying body to become a Living Onryō, and while this denied her access to a lot of normal Onryō powers, after spending time in the Demonic Abyss she eventually gained access to several spiritual and demonic powers as well. Sadako’s current powers include:
  • Image Burning:
Her most famous ability is her ability to mentally burn images into people’s minds. Sadako uses this to create all the images on her cursed videotape, but also can make people experience illusions, hallucinations and even enter into their very dreams. She can use this to create projections of herself, or place someone's mind in visions of the past.
She can also Mimic the appearance and voice of her previous victims, in order to lure more people into viewing her film.
  • Mental Plane Attacks:
Sadako is also able to Directly attack people's mental bodies in visions and flashbacks. Attacking someone's Mental body does damage to their physical body, disregarding their own durability. Through this Sadako was able to grab someones arm in a flashback and leave a burn mark on their actual person.
  • Imprintment:
Sadako can Imprint small samples of her power on to the living when it suits her, those she imprints these upon are often not able to control it however.
  • Dimensional Creation:
When Sadako’s physical body Died, she actually created her own Dimension for her Disembodied, yet still living, Soul to reside in. Sadako can pull people into this dimension which houses her true self, and within this plain of existence she is far more powerful.
  • Immortality:
As a disembodied soul living in another dimension, Sadako has transcendental immortality. She can not die naturally and would need specific hax in order to be slain. Sadako even from this alternate dimension can still affect the physical world with her powers, as well as create physical avatars of herself to interact with it. These Avatars are full extensions of Sadako, and thus possess all of her abilities, and share a connection to Sadako. Should an Avatar absorb more power from a foe, Sadako’s actual power will rise in tandem through this, however should an Avatar be destroyed, Sadako’s true self will Not be affected, you will actually need to find a way to reach and destroy her soul in another dimension in order to kill her.
  • Dimensional Portals:
Sadako is able to create massive portals to her own dimension through screens, water, mirrors, paintings, photos and more. She Can send Physical Avatars of herself out of these portals to attack her foes, and while these physical avatars can appear much larger than herself when going through a large screen, she's also shown the ability to send full sized Avatars out of screens as small as cell phones.
  • Duplication:
Speaking of Sadako’s avatars, she is able to create entire armies of these things simultaneously and even send them into multiple different places at once.
Meaning Sadako effectively has some ridiculous self duplication powers and can effectively make herself Omnipresent around technology, water, mirrors, photos and other reflective surfaces.
  • Technopathy:
Another thing that Sadako is famous for is her ability to control technology. This is partially how she was able to create her cursed tape, by sending images through Television Static. This Videotape can call to people, tempting them to watch it, and can also rewind, play and inject itself all on its own. But Sadako’s technological powers go far beyond that, as she is now able to make her video pop up on any screen in order to target those she is after.
Sadako can also control and manipulate video, radio, phones and even photographs at will as well as control electricity and machinery with mere thoughts. She can make these things explode or electrocute people, placing them in constant danger and even hack into a person's computer and upload herself right to them.
  • Heart Attack Inducement:
Sadako can remotely kill people with her curse by making them suffer massive Heart Attacks even when they are not around technology.
  • Death Hax:
Sadako is also able to inflict a horrific instant death to her victims by simply staring into their eyes, this causes their face to contort in horrifying agony as their soul is forced out. This ability however does not work on other undead.
  • Self Sustenance:
Sadako is able to use Nensha alone to sustain her body for long periods of time, this gives her insane stamina able to stay awake unmoving for days on end and even allowed her to keep herself alive at the bottom of a well for 30 years with no food.
  • Hydrokinesis:
Sadako can control water with her mind, use it as an access point, move it around telekinetically, poor tons of energy into it and even make it freeze or boil.
  • Weather Manipulation:
Sadako can quickly create and control weather, ranging from manipulating gusts of wind to creating A Massive Typhoon big enough to cover the entire 35 square mile island of Oshima for over a day, and intense enough to cancel all Ferries and Planes in the whole area.
  • Entomopathy:
Sadako can also control massive amounts of insects including moths, cicadas, and locusts and can use them to create constructs and access points.
  • Telepathy:
Sadako can directly talk to others and send messages into their mind telepathically.
  • Clairvoyance:
Sadako inherited all of her mother's same psychic abilities for herself. This Gives Sadako numerous extra sensory abilities including total awareness of the environment, sensing other spirits and yokai, reading people's minds and even seeing the future. In short it is basically impossible to take her by surprise.
  • Insanity Inducement:
With The mere presence of her ghostly avatar, Sadako can drive those that witness her to complete and utter madness, even if they are not her target.
  • Mind Control:
Sadako has powerful Mind Control abilities, able to remotely take over peoples minds even from her alternate dimension and force them to kill themselves and others with beyond human strength. Her mental control can affect high level psychics and multiple people at once.
  • Possession:
Sadako can also take over the bodies of people, temporarily transforming them into an extension of her.
  • Telekinesis:
Sadako has powerful telekinesis that allows her to manipulate objects and people with her mind.
She can Redirect attacks, throw things massive distances, lift heavy objects, make things explode with her mind and even straight up force choke people.
  • Virus Manipulation:
Sadako was able to create multiple types of Viruses collectively known as The Ring Virus. These Viruses base themselves off diseases like smallpox and tuberculosis and are extremely fatal. The Ring Virus could initially infect anyone who viewed Sadako’s tape, but could later mutate itself to do things like infect people who merely read or know about her, infect people through physical contact, or even infect animals.
  • DNA Manipulation:
Her Biological power isn’t just limited to viruses however, she can also do all sorts of things to mess with someone's DNA and genetic code. Mutating someone's body, imprinting her own genetic code into her videos and even causing people to become pregnant.
This also gives her somewhat of a reincarnation ability as so long as she has access to someone's DNA, she can recreate them from the dead complete with all their memories and personality, herself included.
  • Flight:
Sadako’s Avatar is able to levitate and fly around at incredibly high velocities and silently through the air like a gust of wind.
  • Teleportation:
The Avatar can also Teleport around wide distances, Other Onryō were capable of teleporting to the other side of the planet, and logically as the most powerful Onryō she can do this as well.
  • Invisibility:
Sadako can also be completely invisible, only able to be detected when viewed through a lense of some kind.
  • Regeneration:
Sadako’s extensions also come with a powerful regeneration ability that can let them heal from being impaled, beaten down or even shattered to pieces.
  • Size Manipulation:
Sadako can increase her size to giant proportions, vastly increasing her strength and allowing her to unleash numerous smaller avatars of herself from her body.
  • Hair manipulation:
When Sadako needs to get physical, her hair is her primary weapon. She is able to grow and extend her hair in a large variety of manners and control it like tentacles. Her hair can manifest itself around her victims, pull things into her television dimension, physically grab intangible ghosts, and even drain things of their energy.
  • Soul Manipulation:
Sadako has the ability to grab and destroy or even absorb souls. Absorbing Souls makes Sadako even stronger, how much so depends on the age and authority of the person it was from. When Sadako absorbed the soul of a long dead Emperor, she gained a massive boost in power and became part Demon.
  • Absorption/Exuding:
Souls are not the only thing Sadako can mess around with, she can also interact with, absorb and exude things on more abstract plains as well. She was able to interact with the Spiritual plain, absorbing the power of fellow Onryō Kayako and the Yokai Bunshin, as well as absorbing the energy of the spiritual Demonic Abyss Dimension. Sadako can also absorb functions of Consciousness such as emotion or experiences. She was able to copy the subconscious of numerous people, and lower level psychics have feats like taking in all of someone's fear.
  • Energy Manipulation:
On top of that, Sadako has some really potent feats of Energy manipulation. In the above picture Sadako gets shot by a gun designed to separate her from her demonic abyss energy and weaken her, this worked earlier in the movie but after she learned to immediately pull it back in. Sadako has been Sealed and trapped in a machine that drains away a spirits energy until it ceases to be, she overloaded and burned through it to escape. Sadako was combated with an energy draining Melee weapon and immediately broke it with a simple snap.
  • Necromorphs:
Sadako can summon Necromorphs to fight on her behalf, Necromorphs are the bodies of previous victims, mutated into inhuman undead monsters. These creatures have Keen senses and superhuman athleticism and can turn into swarms of insects
  • Demonic Abyss:
After spending time in the Demonic Abyss, Sadako gained the ability to use it to trap her foes forever in the terrifying limbo world from which they will never escape.

Feats

Strength:
  • In her own world, where which all Onryō movies are real, Sadako was considered the most powerful Onryō of all, even before gaining base Onryō powers.
  • Ms. Hoyru, a powerful medium, described Sadako as an absolute darkness that continues forever and the most powerful and terrifying spirit she had ever encountered.
  • Is strong enough to physically tear people apart, flatten skulls and break necks in horrendous ways.
  • Ripped Kayako appart.
  • Can lift full grown men into the air with one arm.
  • Can shake entire buildings with her strikes.
  • Impaled a girl through a chandelier on the ceiling.
Speed:
  • Ran a good 10 feet faster than the eye could track.
  • Kept Pace with Kayako.
  • Was fast enough to disappear from Bunshin’s sight.
  • Her and other Onryō are fast enough to fight without humans being able to see them.
  • When she pulled Bunshin into a painting, the two were depicted quickly fighting across an entire mountain range.
Durability:
  • Tanked attacks from Kayako.
  • Can endure Bunshin’s powerful telekinetic attacks.
  • Has been Blasted through walls.
  • Had dozens of tons of rubble fall on top of her.
General:
  • Escaped being sealed and trapped in a device that would drain off her spiritual energy until she died.
  • Is Easily the most Powerful Onryō in her entire series.
  • Quickly Slew an entire squad of people armed with guns while she was still alive.
  • Slayed an Absorbed Kayako, the main villain of The Grudge.
  • Has routinely bested the best spiritual psychics in the world.

Summary

Advantages

  • City Level DC Via Storm Creation feats
  • Building Level Strength/Durability
  • Hypersonic
  • Extremely intelligent and adaptable
  • True Body is an intangible disembodied soul sealed in an alternate dimension
  • Near Omnipresent on Earth
  • High End Mental Manipulation
  • Soul Hax
  • Consciousness Absorption
  • Spiritual Absorption
  • Large Variety of ways to inflict Death upon someone disregarding durability
  • Dimensional Manipulation
  • Self Duplication
  • Precog
  • Flight
  • Teleportation
  • Mind Reading
  • Invisibility
  • Low Godly Regen
  • Can manipulate Objects, Technology, Energy, Water, Size, Hair, DNA, Insects and the Weather
  • Can hit intangibles
  • Reincarnation

Disadvantages

  • Relies on her Hax to cover her lacking physical stats
  • Has been bested by humans in the past
  • Really needs a damn Manicure

Recommended Opponent:

Anthrax

I did Not expect to have to go to BASTARD!! To get an opponent for this one but here we are. Anthrax is similar to Sadako in that she used to be a good natured angel but was overtime made into being a malevolent demon, as well as a heavy affiliation with technology. As far as the fight goes both of them rely on their hax to stay competitive despite their somewhat lacking stats. Both need specific hax to harm, which their opponent just might be able to pull off, and they have really interesting powersets would make for an imaginative and truly amazing battle of wits and esoteric power.

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