Tuesday, November 12, 2019

Lilo & Stitch VS Strategy Guide


Aloha everybody, welcome to my 5th VS Strat Guide, and boy do we got a fun one today! A while back in my Stitch blog I Proved this verse is a lot more powerful than people give it credit for, but now, I get to show off how Versatile and Haxy it is too. But despite that, no verse is invincible so let’s look into how to be OP in Lilo & Stitch, shall we?
Planet Tier:
This is the Tier Stitch was at throughout most of the cartoon series and the earlier parts of his anime, this Tier also includes the vast majority of Stitch’s Cousins and powerful aliens like Jumba. Stat wise, characters in this tier are solidly planet level, due to a multitude of feats such as Richter being able to bust a planet destroying asteroid, Phoon, Ace and Sparky all tanking the shockwave of two planets violently breaking apart in a collision, and of course scaling to Early Stitch who tanked a planet sized explosion that vaporized the portion of the planet he was standing on. In Speed, they also all Scale to an early version of Stitch, Who has numerous quadruple digit mach feats such as running across a large island hundreds of times in an instant, leaving them near Sub-Relativistic.
Going into what this tier can Do, it can Do a LOT, first off Jumba is a complete and total Sci-Fi super genius able to create level 3 technology like time travel devices in a relatively short time frame, and that's not even mentioning the literally Hundreds of superpowered genetic experiments he has produced. Going into some of those, we got Slick who is SO manipulative he can effectively trick anyone in the series into buying whatever he wants, and we also have Kixx, an experiment so skilled in combat, he straight up mastered every single form of combat in the Galaxy, so the verse is already very well rounded in terms of smarts and skill so trying to out play them at those things won't be very efficient to say the least.
Going into Powers, this verse has Quite the Arsenal, all experiments can breathe in space, numerous experiments like Ace and Snooty can fly, Felix can shoot lasers, Backhoe has extreme digging powers and they have a wide range of elemental powers including Fire, Water, Earth, Ice, Air, Light, Acid, Electricity and even Plasma Manipulation. The Verse has Potent Stealth abilities such as Spooky or Morpholomew who can shapeshift, or Houdini who can turn himself AND others Invisible. That said, it isn’t the best idea to use stealth against the verse as numerous of the experiments have insane super senses, including Shush or Link who can hear and see everything from across the island respectively and not to mention Finder, who is somehow able to straight up detect ANYTHING that exists. Link can also fire a super strong binding substance nothing in the verse can break, Mr. Stenchy and Mrs. Sickly can drive out whole areas with their odors, and for some reason LOTS of experiments seem to have the power to be just Really annoying to people.
Getting into some slightly more potent abilities, Shrink has size manipulation abilities, Drowsy can put someone into a permanent state of sleep, and albeit weaker, Dupe can make numerous clones of himself or his allies. Both Coco and Bugby have Transmutation Hax, Babyfier has Age Manipulation, and there's also a bunch of intangible experiments, like Phantasmo who can even possess people.
Speaking of which there are a LOT of Experiments with Mental Manipulation powers, including Swirly and Checkers who both can just straight up mind control large populations of people, Carmen who has Bodily Control, Lax who can instill immense apathy, Amnesio who can erase memories, Spike who can take away someone's intelligence and Swapper who can switch people's minds. Also its standard issue that experiments can resist mental manipulation on this same scale.
Many of the experiments have physical defenses built purely into their biology as well. Beings like Fudgy or Sparky are logia creatures made of fudge, electricity, clouds etc. There’s Sprout, who is a sentient plant that can spread and grow out of control until he takes over a whole planet with all the vegetation being his very biomass, and even worse than that you have experiments like Poxy and Glitch, both of which are microscopic organisms, Poxy of which basically turns into a deadly plague that infects biological organisms, and Glitch being the same thing only he does it to Machines.
And because this tier is absolutely ridiculous, we can now get on to the ACTUALLY Haxy stuff. There's Holio, who can create literal blackhole singularities the size of entire doorways wherever he goes, Skip, an experiment who can travel through time (and I should probably mention experiments are immune to aging too) and, a personal fave experiment of mine, Toons who is able to simulation summon perfectly accurate characters from any piece of media he gets a hold of even drawings. The Experiment, Shoe, has Probability Manipulation, able to cause good luck to his allies and bad to his enemies, Remmy has quite literally Freddy Krueger esk dream powers and you got Retro, with the power of Retrogression, or the ability to reduce anything down to its most primitive state, be it turning advanced technology into its most rudimentary state possible like a gun to a boomerang, or straight up reversing evolution when used on a person. There's Wishy Washy who is basically a genie experiment who can warp reality with the wishes, although he has a limited wish supply.
Last but not least there's the Experiment who is a Legit VS Obstacle at this tier, Snafu! This little jerk has the ability to ruin any and all plans that anyone makes, this is a legit sabotage hax as no plan can be made and succeed so long as he’s around, and even with All the Genius and Hax contained within the Lilo & Stitch series, it is canon in universe that Snafu literally can’t be stopped unless one does so completely by accident!
So...HOW do you counter this verse? What Strategies are effective? Well this verse is gonna be really challenging to say the least. Due to characters like finder stealth is completely useless, You also need to be able to attack foes who are microscopic, logia AND Intangible, and because of all the hax in the verse you either need a lot of hax resistance yourself, or you need to avoid having a body all together. Due to the Excessive amount of Mind Hax in particular you will need an ability to endure that as well, but Mind Hax in and of itself is very unlikely to work against them.
Also thanks to Snafu no plan would succeed until you take him out, This in particular limits your options as the only ways I can think of to counter this are to either 1, be a non-sentient Mindless entity, or 2, have a potent passive ability that would take Snafu out for you.
This verse does have weaknesses though, that being Jumba and a lot of the Experiments can be rather prideful and underestimate their opponents. But past that the most effective Power to use against this verse is Energy Draining, as ALL Experiments run on an artificial powercell Jumba made, which makes it the only universal weakness they all share.
So who do I Think would be able to capitalize on this?
Zeromus:
Well Zeromus from Final Fantasy IV certainly has a decent shot! Zeromus is a giant immortal monster capable of destroying planets and traveling at Sub Relativistic Speeds putting him on par with the experiments in stats. Zeromus comes equipped with Low Godly Regen, Intangibility and high end Mind Manipulation Resistance, which already makes it nearly impossible for him to truly Lose to the characters in this verse as a lotta the hax of the series require physical contact. Zeromus actually has a lot of powers found in this tier himself, like Spatial Manipulation, Transmutation, Flight, Teleportation, and a truckload of elemental attacks. But something that really showcases how dangerous he could be is his abilities such as absorption, matter manipulation and Energy Manipulation. And while Zeromus DOES have a mind and makes crafty plans all the time, He is also able to passively inflict Sap, a status effect that drains surrounding targets of their energy overtime, which could slowly take out the characters power cells even if all his other attacks fail.
But for a more Direct example of this...
The Color Out of Space:
You Could Use The Color Out of Space from Lovecraft Mythos. Don’t be fooled by this thing, it is Not a beautiful rainbow northern lights, but actually a mindless eldritch space horror that infects any biological entity caught in it's light and mutates them into monsters. The Experiments do not have resistance to mutations on this scale, and since the Color is able to enter and leave Earth at a rapid pace, should be in the same speed tier and therefore can catch them. Being living light it cannot be physically interacted with by the experiments, and would only spread itself further if they tried. And from there it will just drain their energy until they all succumb.
That being said the Color wasn’t the BEST character I know for this job, although there's about to be QUITE a tonal shift for it….
Lazlo:
Lazlo from the Camp Lazlo Series would be perfect for this. Lazlo is comparable to Clam in strength, who once burped with such force it pushed the entire moon out of orbit at a rapid pace, an attack which would require at least Planet levels of energy, and that Lazlo and all the other characters directly tanked point blank. In Speed, Lazlo can easily compete with Scoutmaster Lumpis, who was fast enough to defeat Santa Claus who was shown to casually react to Meteors entering the atmosphere at sub relativistic speeds. With this in mind, Lazlo easily can compete with the experiments in stats, if not having a small stat advantage over them.
But Lazlo’s real strength is his abilities, Lazlo can regenerate from having his head explode or being blown to pieces, so he’s in little danger from any of their physical attacks. Lazlo can also Fly, has elasticity, he’s got invisibility to deal with Houdini’s own invisibility. He’s got shapeshifting and some amount of transmutation resistance due to instantly coming back from Patsy punching him so hard he turned into another character, so the transmutation abilities of Bugby or Coco would be of little effect. Lazlo also has mental manipulation which would grant him some form of resistance against characters like Swirly, Checkers or Lax, Umbrakinesis which is able to affect intangible characters, and also spatial manipulation which would let him one shot people, hit the microscopic entities and even seal the logia beings away. Now I know these abilities don’t cover everything, powers like Black Holes, Age manipulation, Sleep Manipulation, Retrogression, Reality Warping, Etc, are still Certainly a threat, BUT Lazlo does have one final ability that would act as an impenetrable barrier against them, that being his Probability Manipulation. Lazlo’s Probability Manipulation, is perhaps one of the strongest examples of this power I know of in fiction and certainly makes Shoe’s own seem laughable in comparison. With his Probability Manipulation, Lazlo was able to walk across All of Camp Kidney on a bright sunny day, only for it to be revealed there is actually a Massive Rainstorm completely soaking everything EXCEPT wherever Lazlo happens to be standing at any given moment, statistically that is more unlikely then putting a Monkey in front of a typewriter and having it perfectly type out all of Hamlet with no Spelling and Grammar errors, and yet his probability can make that Certain. Lazlo’s probability manipulation can even achieve the scientifically impossible, like when Lazlo entered a Boating competition, and made a super dense square boat out of solid brick, concrete and steel powered by an ordinary Fan. Not only did it not sink like a rock, not ONLY did it travel as fast as a top notch speed boat, but the probability manipulation also made every single other boat sink instantaneously. With this in mind, the chances of ANY Experiment managing to successfully attack Lazlo are astronomically low, and are far more likely to destroy each other trying, and the best part is Lazlo’s Probability Manipulation is COMPLETELY Passive, he wasn’t even aware of it until SMITS pointed it out to him, so this means even Snafu would be totally useless to stop him as he could beat nearly anyone in this tier without even being aware.
Galactic Level:
Now here we have the Top Tiers of the Series, the point that Stitch got to late in the anime after achieving his Powercell form. There are Three characters in this tier, those being Stitch himself, Dark End and Launch. Characters in this tier are scaling to Stitch being able to keep up with spacecrafts traveling billions of times the speed of light, as well as dodging laser fire from an army, using lasers fast enough to strike these ships. In power, Stitch tank a Galaxy Busting Bomb which obliterated a giant blackhole while standing on it, and Stitch was, after achieving his Powercell boost, able to match Dark End in power, who was able to take on 5 Stitch Clones, each many times more durable than Stitch, and one hit kill all 5 of them in a single move. So those too are clearly Billions of times FTL and in the high end of Galaxy Level. Launch on the other hand is better than even that, being a Literal DOOMSDAY experiment designed to wipe out the universe, and the scary thing about that is they never actually FOUND Launch, he's waiting out there somewhere in a pod just waiting to be randomly released, sweet lord how is finding him not their TOP priority? Anyway these 3 all have massive super senses and super intelligence, extreme martial arts skills, and resistance to mind and aging hax. They can spit acid, project energy and shred things to pieces with their claws. Basically they are ultimate Apex predators realized, only given just absurd stats for it.
The weaknesses for this tier remain the same for the most part, though I IS much easier to find counters just due to the smaller amount of powers. One Person I think would work great is.
Lunasa Prismriver:
Hailing from Touhou Project, Lunasa is MFTL capable of keeping up with the Ice Fairy Cirno and given her superior mobility of flight and telekinesis, could easily catch the experiments of this tier. While Lunasa isn’t near as strong as them, they cannot harm her due to her nature as an intangible Poltergeist. She CAN harm them however due to her cursed magic Violin Music. When listened to alone, the somber noted of Lunasa’s Violin drain away a targets energy, and spiral their mind into a depression until there is nothing left. This actually takes Advantage of the characters super senses as they would NOT be able to NOT listen to it. And if you are worried Launch would just universe bust, she could easily stop that too merely through moving the fight to a pocket dimension.
That being said, Lunasa can’t directly compete with her captive audience, for something more in line with that you could try…
Pyron:
Pyron From the Darkstalkers Series would be extremely dangerous for them to fight as his cosmic nature would be overwhelming. Having basically the exact same stats as them as well as comparable intellect and skill they would start out with a relatively even match, but before long Pyron’s superior and dangerous attacks like Energy draining and absorption would take their toll on the Experiments. Him winning the war of attrition is inevitable. This being said, especially given Pyron’s arrogance and desire to play fair I could see this taking awhile. So for my last counter...
Mistress 9:
Mistress 9 from the Sailor Moon Series would be OP against the top tiers, being easily comparable in terms of speed and strength, but her abilities are extremely dangerous being able to overload their super sight with light, or stealthily grab them away with the dark, and that's not mentioning her extremely dangerous ability to rip out the souls of her enemies which would absolutely One-Shot any of them. But this is only her weakened disguised form, even if you assume they get past that they have to deal with her True form, which is just...Not gonna go well at all as her true form can drain massive amounts of energy from their power cells which would very quickly kill them while only buffing herself even further, it's a lose-lose situation.

Thursday, October 31, 2019

Creepshow VS Strategy Guide


HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY! Man, if it hasn’t become clear at this point how much I love this day than I don’t Know what to tell ya, and Since this is my Favorite time of the year, I decided what better way to share why I love it than by analyzing my Favorite Horror Movie of all time, as well as my favorite movie in general, Creepshow! Now this is going to be including all supernatural threats from Creepshows 1-3, and explaining how to be OP in it, I hope you Enjoy!
Building Tier:
This marks the First and Only Tier of the series, Creepshow is an anthology horror series, and naturally because of that, features a large variety of Ghosts, Goblins, Ghouls and other creatures with unique powers and comparable stats. In terms of strength, the monsters are Building Level, due to feats such as Chief Woodenhead being able to tank numerous blasts from a shotgun without damage, and The Lakebed Monster being able to completely dissolve a human in seconds. In Speed the fastest character in the verse is The Radio Being, who is a sentient radio wave, who can bare minimum travel Much faster than sound, and that is consistent with the Green being able to travel as a meteorite. So Generally Building Level Hypersonic is the way to go. Now going into abilities, uhhhh, there are a lot of abilities to cover here that make a verse this low very haxy and hard to deal with. Granthum has Telekinesis, which can allow him to shield himself and hurl attacks back to sender. The Wendigo has insane survivability, being able to survive 127 years with no food or water, and being trapped at the bottom of 70 feet of water, meaning taking advantage of biological dependencies won’t work. You are going to have to have some form of Anti-Stealth to deal with the Beach Ghouls, who can teleport and generate so much fog they were able to sneak past an advanced camera security system undetected. That said the verse itself Also does not have a weakness to Stealth as The Lakebed Monster has in incredible sense of smell that can detect foes from miles away, and Chief Woodenhead has expert level tracking skills. Numerous characters in the series have some degree of Regeneration, the best example being The Hitchhiker who can continue to fight even after having his entire body mulched practically into paste. Past even that though, is the sheer number of non-corporeal beings, such as The Green which is a hive minded plant organism that spreads and grows on anything it physically touches at a cellular level, and needs to be destroyed on such a level. Even more impressive than that however is The Radio Being, who, while unable to directly attack, is a sentient Radio Wave who can’t be physically harmed, as well as the fact she is clairvoyant and really manipulative so she can still get you indirectly. Also if you thought The Green was a dangerous thing to touch, The Lakebed Monster is a logia being made of some tar like corrosive acid, and can dissolve anything on earth in an instant through contact. The Verse also contains a hive minded army of cockroaches with human intelligence, an intangible ghost who can scare people to death, and a mad scientist whose inventions can reality warp a town, manipulate memory, and make people invisible and inaudible. The most dangerous being in the verse though is The Creepshow Creep, our undead host, who can fly, summon Storms, resurrect the dead, shapeshift, and has powers such as Transmutation, Photokinesis and Forced Empathy.
So This verse is extremely volatile, especially at such a low tier, so it seems to me that we really shouldn’t be focusing on fighting these characters physically, the regen, intangibility and non-corporeal abilities make that simply too difficult, and instead we should seek characters who have Hax that can deal with them, as Hax Resistances are not very common in this verse. Also given how dangerous characters like The Lakebed Monster and The Green are to touch, in addition to numerous potential oneshot hax, Ideally you would want some schemer intelligent character who doesn’t put their body at risk.
Ryuk:
Ryuk from the Death Note Series would be a perfect pick due to perfectly encapsulating this strategy. As a Shinigami, Ryuk is completely Invisible and Intangible, and thus would not be able to be hit or detected by any of the characters in the series. As many probably Know, Ryuk’s main power is the ability to use Fate Manipulation to cause anyone to Die, provided he knows their name and appearance. No one In the Verse could truly resist this hax, that said given those two requirements it could take awhile to pull it off, and if you were going war of attrition style, I would choose,
Peketo:
Hailing from the much under appreciated series, The Black Heart, Peketo has stats that match the monsters of Creepshow in strength, and while he’s lacking in speed compared to them, it doesn’t even matter. Peketo would be Impossible for this verse to ever Truly Defeat, as he, I kid you Not, has a Mid-Godly Healing Factor, so even if they completely destroyed every trace of him, he’d just come right back and stab them. Which is Bad as his stabs can harm a victim's soul, allowing him to harm the ghost Noroko, since no one in the verse resists Soul Hax, they are doomed to lose the war of attrition. 
But there are more efficient ways to win than war of attrition, for an alternate method...
Memoryhead:
Memoryhead from Undertale would be extremely overpowered in the Verse, being able to protect himself from basically any threat due not only to his regeneration, but his Intangibility making him practically untouchable. And this thing can attack back, HARD. Able to Mess with someone's Mind to throw them off, destroy their soul with danmaku style soul attacks which no one could endure, or even flat out absorb something like The Green and quickly spread out of control and take over the planet in mere days. All that said, Memoryhead cannot fight the foes of this verse Directly, For THAT, I’ll turn our attention to...
Bunshinsaba:
Bunshin is an Extremely dangerous Youkai Spirit who has a lot of helpful fighting powers like Flight, Teleportation and Telekinesis to allow her to casually combat any of the verse’s normal fighters. Her Hax are very well rounded as Bunshin is able to Possess her foes and use them to destroy others, allowing her to very slowly use the verse against each other, even if she were to find someone putting up too much of a fight. Bunshin has Soul Hax to deal with The Green and any Ghosts, She's got Immersion if she needs to slay The Radio Being, and even if none of that works there is no character in this verse she couldn't simply seal away into the Demonic Abyss, her trademark ability.
There Is however One Other who i think is More Broken than Even Bunshin, are you people ready for this? I’m Not...
E.T.:
Yes, E.T. The Extraterrestrial, the least scary movie alien, yet easily one of the most scary if you really think about it. E.T. can Mind Control people or completely Drain Away their Lifeforce from vast distances away, which in and of itself already gives him the means to take down any of the fighters in the entire verse without having to even be in their vicinity. He can’t Lifedrain a Ghost, but he can mind control them, he can’t Mind control the Green, but he Can Lifedrain it. E.T.’s Control over Life is actually much more complex than people realize, In the movie he was able to resurrect dead flowers and even Bodily control Elliot by accident from across town. This all means there is NO Question he could simply take control of every being in the verse, living or dead, through one of his powers and have them destroy each other. And even If someone wanted to say, Fight E.T. Directly it wouldn’t work, as E.T. has powerful Telekinesis better than Granthums to keep them at bay, Regeneration incase he does get hurt, and from there, he just haxes em. Also E.T. is like MASSIVELY more intelligent than anyone in the series, able to create interstellar communication devices out of nothing more than garbage.
So Yeah, E.T. is Scary Afterall….Happy Halloween!
 

Wednesday, October 16, 2019

Death Battle Analysis: Gumball Watterson


Welp, Happy Birthday to me, lol, and to celebrate I am doing a blog on one of the greatest Cartoon Network characters of the decade. The Amazing World of Gumball first began in 2011 and has been consistently pumping out new episodes before ending just recently this year. In that time it has become one of the Longest franchises in CN’s catalogue, won tons of awards and taken the internet by storm, so to commemorate it I am gonna give my full analysis on its protagonist, Gumball Watterson.

Disclaimer: Sorry in advance for using outside music for this blog, I didn’t have much choice given almost No Gumball music is available, I did do my best to get music that sounds like that used in the show.

Background

Welcome to the Magical World of Elmore, the strange cartoon city in northern California, where anything and everything can be alive.
In this town, all forms of cartoons and characters, can and do exist, from robots to ghosts to dinosaurs, video games, sentient food, mythical creatures, celestial bodies and even whatever the f*ck Sussy is. In this Amazing world, anything can happen, anything fits in, and it is an endless haven for Cartoon Creativity. As such, it is a perfect world for Gumball.
Gumball Watterson was born to a lazy, goofy bunny named Richard and a Hardass, Badass cat named Nicole (Whom he definitely took more after). While young he was quite a massive troublemaker, though it was also completely out of his natural curiosity and hyperactiveness rather than any form of malice. This changed however when his parents bought him several pet goldfish, one of whom eventually grew legs and lungs from the care he provided. Growing up in a lower middle class suburb, Gumball loved fun, hated school and used his creative mind to do as much of the former and as little of the latter as possible. Him and his entire family are, for better or worse, very influential on the town of Elmore as a whole, due to their actions being off the wall even by that worlds standards, which has made their family quite infamous and secured them as the main characters.
Gumball goes on all sorts of adventures and mischief all throughout Elmore with his Adopted, Goldfish Brother, Darwin and his Younger Sister Anais. Be it helping others, winning his girlfriend(who is a celestial emotional angel creature)’s heart, clearing his family's name, battling his Arch Nemesis Rob or even saving the entire city from metafictional threats. Gumball Watterson is always there to, well do something to try and help.

Personality

Gumball is a really clever and funny cat, he’s very curious and imaginative, and despite being snarky and sarcastic is extremely optimistic. He loves to have fun and will come up with all sorts of harebrained schemes to have the maximum amount of it, that being said he’s not a troublemaker, any harm he causes is almost always an accident and he’ll do whatever he can to make it right. Gumball can be very sweet and helpful, but also lazy and cowardly at times. His biggest character flaw is his massive ego which his good natured makeup often struggles to contain. He wants to be the center of attention and star of whatever is happening, even if he’s got no idea what he's talking about. He’s a good kid though, good older brother, a loyal friend and supportive boyfriend. His likes include Video Games, Adventure, Movies, TV, Playing Outside and Being Awesome.

Intellect & Skills

Despite not being portrayed as super smart that often, Gumball is actually Remarkably Intelligent. He has been able to make super impressive multi-layered plans, accounting for every possible variable and perfectly predicting the precise actions of everyone around him, as early as the pilot episode of the series. In fact, this is pretty consistent with his clever and more sneaky nature, Gumball can in the heat of the moment manipulate events and people to get out of jams and into more favorable positions. Additionally he's impossibly skilled in sleight of hand and pick-pocketing. Probably Gumball’s Best intelligence feat is when he got a job at Joyful Burger, only to quickly work his way up and become the CEO of the entire company, sell his shares and retire as a multi-billionaire, all in just ONE Day.

Powers

Likely due to being part of a wacky cartoon world as strange as Elmore, Gumball manages to have quite a few handy powers at his disposal.
  • Claws:
A relatively simple power to start with, but Gumball ultimately is a cat and as such, has claws on his hands and feet which are sharp enough to damage other characters or carve tunnels to escape through while he’s barely moving.
  • Can Breath Without Oxygen:
Gumball is able to survive underwater and in the vacuum of space without needing to breathe.
  • Viral Immunity:
Gumball is completely immune to all forms of Virus, Mutations, Diseases and even Poisons due to his ability to completely control his body, and can use himself to cure others.
  • Elasticity:
A consistent feature of the series, Gumball has incredible Elasticity Powers. He is stated and shown to have full control over his entire body, able to rearrange his features, limbs and internal organs in any conceivable way without negatively affecting himself whatsoever. 
Gumball can stretch so far he can enter into outer space, remotely control his separated limbs, compact his body through impossibly small areas, massively change his size, or even divide his body in half and control both sides. 
Gumball is able to inflate his body like a balloon or change his state of matter to liquid in order to gain flight and logia respectively, and naturally Gumball also has great Shapeshifting capabilities because of this.
With said Shapeshifting powers, Gumball could take on the forms of other characters and creatures (made even more convincing as he has shown he can perfectly replicate anyone's voice), turn his finger into a key to pick locks, make his body 2 dimensional, and even perfectly replicate the floor of the school.
  • Regeneration:
If Elasticity wasn’t enough, Gumball also has extreme regeneration abilities, which have allowed him to near instantly come back from even the most grievous of injuries. He’s been turned inside out, shattered to pieces, had his head explode, had everything BUT his head explode, been reduced to a puddle and reduced to a skeleton, all of which were so casual he may do it to himself intentionally just to avoid cleaning himself.
That being said all that is Child's play to Gumball, he's multiple times had his entire body reduced to nothing but ashes or dust and been completely fine, and his regeneration actually stops his deterioration of matter, not only does this allow him to age at a significantly slower rate, but it has twice allowed him to regenerate from someone using aging hax to turn him elderly.
But the MOST impressive feat of Gumball’s regen in action is when he and Darwin ate themselves, literally erasing their entire physical beings from existence, and they Still came back. At this level, this would be considered a Low-Godly Healing Factor which means Gumball basically cannot be killed through physical force alone.
  • Age Manipulation:
And Speaking of Aging Hax, Gumball, though his incessant chatter, can rapidly age and deteriorate a person into being decrepit and elderly.
He can also cut out the middleman and make foes rot and decay, merely by looking at them in anger.
  • DNA Manipulation:
Gumball can disturbingly create projections of his own DNA, and manipulate it himself to genetically mutate his body in any conceivable way, he can do this to change his species, physical traits, voice, you name it.
Gumball was also able to manipulate his DNA to physically and mentally turn himself into an adult woman….yeah that's a thing.
  • Matter Manipulation:
Gumball can easily manipulate matter in a variety of ways, though the most common method is through things like molecular fusion. Not only can Gumball fuse with someone normally but he can also forcibly merge with someone turning them into a brain controlled zombie mushroom thing, which is quite unsettling. Gumball also has matter manipulation resistance as he was able to enter into Wasamie’s tornado, which scrambled the matter of all who entered it, with no negative repercussions. 
  • Energy Manipulation:
Similar to his mother, Gumball is able to control and manipulate energy, and can use this to create energy bursts from his body, turn super saiyan, and even do things like create clothes for himself.
  • Flight:
Gumball is capable of both levitation and flight with total ease.
  • Gravity manipulation:
Gumball can also drastically increase and decrease the amount of gravity affecting himself and others.
  • Teleportation:
On a few occasions, Gumball has also shown the ability to teleport as well.
  • Non-Physical Interaction:
Gumball is able to physically grab and interact with steam, gas, liquid, his own emotions and can even run on clouds. Past even that he's shown the ability to physically interact with Carrie, who is an intangible ghost, in fact in another instance, Darwin physically grabbed his own soul. Meaning Gumball has both Anti-Logia And Anti-Intangibility.
  • Possession Resistance:
Gumball past that was also able to fight against possession from Carrie, giving him some resistance to possession hax, this leads me into,
  • Mind Control:
Gumball has powerful mind manipulation abilities, his first and most basic being his ability to control someone's mind. Sometimes he likes to use a watch or video but ultimately he’s shown to be able to do it just by looking into their eyes. Gumball’s Mind Control abilities are powerful enough to hypnotize an entire mall full of people at once and not only will people under his control do anything he tells them to do, but he can even make people visit their past lives, give them new allergies, make them fluently speak other languages or even change their weight and have it become physically true.
  • Telepathy:
His powers of the mind extend far beyond this however, after bathing in Toxic Waste, Gumball gained Telepathic Abilities as well. Gumball can now read people's thoughts, place images in their mind, see and experience their memories and even physically interact with their imaginations on the mental plane. Also he can somehow absorb knowledge from books by eating them.
  • Power Ignore: 
A rather specific ability Gumball has, it allows him to literally prevent himself seeing or hearing anything he doesn’t want to, this also prevents the metafictional audience from doing so. This ability is so strong that he was able to completely not acknowledge the existence of any of the kids or staff in the school not in his classes, and was only able to upon turning it off.
  • Thought Constructs:
Gumball can also use his imagination to make thought constructs, like an imaginary car that can actually function in the real world, or even weapons like guns as his sister Anais displayed.
  • Emotional Manifestations:
I’m not sure how useful this is but Gumball can peel himself back into his different emotional states which make up his entity.
  • Spatial Hax:
Gumball is able to manipulate space quite casually, separating things or attaching them somewhere else by manipulating the spatial area they exist in.
  • Time Manipulation:
Gumball is capable of creating metafictional Countdown clocks, which he can interact with, to bend time to his will! While he has shown time manipulation without it a few times, this can effortlessly allow him to Time travel to any point in history or the future and make changes accordingly.
Gumball can also use this to both rewind and fast forward the flow of time, slow the rate of time around him, or even stop time completely.
And if that wasn’t enough he can use it to call upon copies of himself from other time periods for backup giving him duplication abilities as well.
  • Montage:
Montage is basically a power that allows one to, by abusing the cinematic timing of the medium they are in, do a task that would normally take a lot of time in effort in only a very short amount of real time by showing only the implication you put a lot of time and effort into it. Through using this power they got their super overweight dad into shape in a time stated to only be 1 minute. This can potentially be used for Gumball to quickly learn basically any skill in the world or accomplish any reasonable task in an extremely short timeframe.
  • Immersion:
Gumball’s Immersion power allows him to enter into any medium he wants as if it was its own pocket dimension. Gumball has entered into Photographs, Movies, and even written books changing the words within to have them in the story. In one instance he and Darwin even ran across every channel on a television as their dad flipped through the channels and then were stated to be running in a book he picked up immediately after.
  • Tongue-Fu:
After scouring the toxic website Ramblur, Gumball learned the BS Argumentative styles of the Social Justice Warrior, and can actually use this to attack by turning basically anything someone says on its head to knock them back.
  • Metafictional Manipulation:
If it hasn’t become clear by this point, Gumball’s metafictional powers are very potent, Gumball is able to reach back and rob his past self through comic panels, metafictionally grab the dialogue boxes and use them as weapons, manipulate subtitles to literally change the script and he’s even aware he's a fictional character.
  • Reality Warping:
And if that wasn’t enough, Gumball is also a reality warper, able to affect and warp the world in ways he sees fit. Gumball’s reality warping is impressive enough to change the day sky to night and back again, and versatile enough to create the game Dodj or Daar, which, with its Dodj cards can manipulate reality to make the ground feel like Lava, puppetmaster someone's body, give people nonexistent mental disorders, cause dramatic music to play over the cartoon, put people in stasis, make gravity turn against someone, transmutate someone and stop people from breathing.

Feats

Speed:
  • Moved at speeds so fast, he burst into flame and shattered everything around him in a flaming mach cone.
  • Piloted Santa’s Sleigh, which obviously is capable of the ‘go to every kids house in one night’ feat.
  • Gumball once dodged a microwave, like a literal Microwave, the radioactive wave that travels at lightspeed.
  • Can Dodge lasers from Bobert.
  • Gumball and Darwin can move so fast they were able to paint Mr. Robinson’s fence about a dozen different times at speeds so fast people staring right at them couldn’t even see them move. Not to mention right before they did this they, in seconds, cut Mr. Robinson’s entire lawn with nothing more than a Nail Clipper.
  • When his dad thought he had a Real Magic wand, he and Darwin granted every wish his dad made via instantly running out and causing whatever ridiculous thing he just asked for to happen at speeds so fast other characters couldn't perceive them do so.
  • He casually had an entire conversation while an Explosion appeared nearly frozen in time.
  • He, really impressively, took over Larry’s responsibilities for 5 whole minutes, to give him his yearly break. Larry is overworked to the point he works easily well over 3 dozen jobs across all of Elmore simultaneously, and is so fast he's basically omnipresent at each position. And Gumball could manage to replicate this for the duration of the break.
  • Gumball’s Girlfriend, Penny, is so fast she’s casually able to fly into deep space with a passenger at speeds clearly Massively Faster Than Light. And for comparison, Gumball in one instance, ran so fast he got out of Penny’s grip, grabbed Darwin, swapped clothes with Darwin, put Darwin into Penny’s grip in his place, then left the room, all before either of them could perceive it.
  • Lastly, Gumball, Darwin and Sussy were all fast enough to fly into outer space and to what appears to be the center of the galaxy, (yes this whole trippy sequence happened exactly as presented) in about 5 seconds. The distance to the center of the Milky Way galaxy is about 25,000 Light-years, with that they must have been flying 157 Billion times the speed of light, which is consistent with the Penny and Larry feats.
Strength:
  • Threw a f*cking treadmill through the f*cking toilet pipes so hard the toilet exploded
  • Physically defeated His Arch Nemesis Rob.
  • Scales Past Penny’s Father Patrick, who threw a shoe all the way to the moon and left a scuff mark on it.
  • On More than one occasion he has also physically beaten himself up, proving his Strength can match his own Durability.
  • Knocked Out the person whose name isn't jodie by throwing a shoe at her.
  • He Scales Past Darwin who once broke every single television their cartoon was being played on with merely his voice.
Durability:
  • Was able to Tank one of Darwin’s devastating sneezes at close range! For reference:
These same sneezes are powerful enough to cause an earthquake that sent all the objects in the city into the stratosphere, launch Banana Joe’s entire family all the way to China, and even hit the 4th wall!
  • Tanked Terminal Velocity fall.
  • Endured the destruction of Gorgoroth The Devourer, a planet destroying entity who created a massive explosion the size of the school.
  • No-sold the impact of a Meteorite.
  • Tanked a MASSIVE NUKE from Bobert which devastated the entire city and caused even the distant mountains to quake. 
  • Tanked a punch from Bobert that launched him through multiple walls, Bobert is strong enough to kick balls into the sun.
  • Was launched so high that he flew into outer space near jupiter, then fell all the way back down.
  • No-sold a building buster blast.
  • But most impressive of all is when they teleported back to the beginning of time and casually tanked the Big Bang like it was nothing. The Big Bang exploded with a force of at least 40 Septillion FOE, and its initial blast covered an area of an estimated 17 centimeters, Gumball himself has a surface area of roughly 1,550 cubic inches, and the distance between them appears to be the length of 5 spiral Galaxies, or 9.5 Sextillion Meters. Tanking this at that distance with that surface area would require a force equal to over 61.8 Petatons of TNT, that's multi continent level.
General:
  • Defeated his arch nemesis, Rob, in a massive Metafictional War.
  • Endured Extreme Reality Warping Effects.
  • Endured all of reality being reset.
  • Once Dealt with a multitude of extreme threats and saved his entire family on his Day Off, where he was intentionally putting forth as little effort as physically possible.
  • Traveled into The Void, the metafictional drawing board where all mistakes are banished from existence, history and memory to rescue his boring friend Molly who the show had stopped featuring.
  • Survived the night against an undead evil ghost being.
  • Survived his show literally running out of budget on a meta level and reducing him to nothing more than a stick figure drawing on a postit note.
  • Survived the satellite broadcasting his cartoon suffering all sorts of issues and causing him and his town to glitch out like crazy.
  • Survived the Evil Turtle apocalypse.
  • Survived being stuck on the school roof for a week with no food or water.

Summary

Advantages

  • Multi Continent+ Level DC/Durability
  • MFTL+ Speeds
  • High Intelligence
  • Star Level Reality Warping
  • Very High Stamina
  • Low Godly Regeneration
  • Flight
  • Teleportation
  • Elasticity
  • Logia
  • Shapeshifting
  • Size Manipulation
  • Gravity Manipulation 
  • Universal Animacy
  • Matter Manipulation/Resistance
  • Anti-Logia/Anti-Intangibility
  • Energy Manipulation
  • Mind Control
  • Mind Reading
  • Mental Plane Interaction
  • Thought Constructs
  • Power Ignore
  • Possession Resistance
  • Spatial Hax
  • Time Travel
  • Time Dilation
  • Time Reversal
  • Time Stop
  • Duplication (Via Time Manipulation)
  • Aging Hax/Aging Hax Resistance
  • Claws
  • Thousands of Kilometers Range
  • Viral/Poison Immunity
  • Extreme Genetic Manipulation
  • Montage
  • Immersion
  • Metafictional Manipulation

Disadvantages

  • Lazy
  • Cowardly
  • Egotistical

Recommended Opponent:

Chowder:

Chowder would be a perfect choice to fight Gumball as his series is one of the few cartoons that manage to be Just as Meta as Gumball’s own, and they also have a similar vibe of being mostly pure and innocent characters, who still manage to get into all sorts of trouble through their tomfoolery. Stats wise Chowder is a bit Stronger, While Gumball is a bit Faster, but that doesn’t super matter as both of these two have some pretty crazy hax abilities up to the Metafictional level, so a fight between them would be as imaginative as it is cartoony.

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