Probably gonna Butcher this but can't resist.... Aloha! Ka po'e apau 'oia 'ano loa lo'ihi Ma hope mai a'u he Hana 'ia cartoon 'Ano, A ‘oia ‘A’ E pili ana no manawa hono kela. Lilo A Stitch 'A' ko'u punahele Disney ki'i 'oni'oni, A Stitch 'oia iho 'A' moakaaka-moku ke hapa nui 'ino-'elemu 'aina 'Ano laua he mau ha. A'u 'olelo pa'ani 'a'ole i ka manawa a'u 'olelo 'oia 'A' ke hapa mana haku 'Ano a'u he kakau lima ma, Luana!
Translation: Hello everyone, it’s been way too long since I’ve done a cartoon character, and it’s about time I fixed that. Lilo and Stitch is my favorite Disney movie, and Stitch himself is one of the most badass protagonist they’ve ever had. I kid not when I say he’s the most powerful character I’ve blogged on at this point, enjoy!
Background
In the far reaches of outer space, lived a brilliant mad scientist named Jumba Jookiba, the Valedictorian of Evil Genius Academy, who is over 100 times smarter than the combined intellect of humanity, and the confirmed most intelligent being in the Milky Way galaxy. Jumba specialized in Genetic engineering, and had created hundreds of monstrous, super-powered experiments with the intent of spreading mayhem, destruction and conquest throughout all of alien civilization. After all of that Jumba decided it was time he outdid even himself, and started working on the most deadly project yet, Experiment 626.
Jumba made 626 by creating an immensely powerful powercell made with the resulting cosmic energy of two planets colliding, and placing it into a body created by splicing DNA of the top 6 most absurdly dangerous predators in the entire galaxy!
Holy Shit that is hardcore. Anyway 626 was a near unstoppable, vicious monster programed to destroy large cities, and certainly would have reeked havoc across the galaxy.... had the Galactic Federation not burst in and arrested Jumba for illegal genetic experimentation just seconds later, nabbing 626 as evidence.
After Jumba proudly took credit for the evil scientific achievements he was being charged with, he was sent to prison and 626 was sentenced to live in exile in the outskirts of space.
But of course this story doesn't end there, 626 escaped his maximum security cell, crippled the Galactic Federation's command ship and got away on a hijacked shuttle in only 2 minutes flat! 626 landed on Earth, narrowly missing the Pacific ocean, and crashed on the Hawaiian island of Kauai, where he was adopted by a sweet yet unorthodox little girl named Lilo Pelekai. Lilo choose him at the pound and adopted him for two dollars, AKA the greatest deal EVER! I challenge any of you to say you wouldn’t pay 2 bucks to have an unstoppable, adorable, badass, mutant monster as your Best Friend. Lilo then bestowed on him his name, Stitch, as in spite of his flaws, he was going to Stitch her family back together.
Though Stitch (rather poorly) disguised himself as a dog, and originally only remained with Lilo to use her as a shield to deter the Galactic Federation's attempts to recapture him, Stitch soon went through an internal crisis when he discovered Kauai had no large cities to demolish. Without a purpose, Stitch grew very attached to Lilo, who managed to turn him good, teaching him Hula, Monster Movies, Elvis Presley, Native Hawaiian culture, and the importance of family. Despite that Stitch still remained a mischievous little bastard, though he really is good on the inside. This was proven when Stitch saved Lilo from Gantu's ship because she was his Ohana. After proving his goodness like the adorable Koala thing he is, Stitch was permitted to serve his exile sentence on Earth and remain with Lilo. Later on an Evil Mastermind named Dr. Jock Von. Hämsterviel attempted to steal all Jumba’s remaining six-hundred and twenty-five genetic experiments. When Stitch and company stopped him, they accidentally scattered all of the dehydrated experiment pods randomly across the island, each of which would release another one of Jumba’s superpowered experiments to wreak havoc when wetted.
With that Lilo and Stitch worked over the next 2 years battling all his "Cousins", turning them good, and finding the one place that they truly belong, all while thwarting Gantu and Hämsterviel's attempts to catch them themselves. Impressively, Lilo and Stitch with the help of Jumba and Pleakley managed to pull this off before defeating an army of cloned Expiriment 629's with an awesome rock number and sending Hämsterviel to intergalactic prison.
About 12 years later Stitch was waiting for Lilo's return as a college graduate, although she got side tracked because her sister Nani was giving birth. Thinking Lilo had abandoned him, Stitch took his space ship out on a joyride through the galaxy to blow off steam, when he went off course and crashed on the tropical Japanese island of Izayoi. Here Stitch found a new home with a 12 year old karate master girl named Yuna.
Wow, and they say Pokémon are cool to stumble upon. Anyway, soon Jumba and Pleakley showed up too and they all spent the next two years solving problems with local Yōkai, battling Dr. Hämsterviel... again, and trying to get Stitch the arbitrary 43 good deeds so he can wish for literally limitless power on.. a magic stone randomly in the middle of the forest.. K. Well after that mess the four of them all moved to the city on the mainland of Japan where they battled against an evil galactic warlord and even eventually reunited with Lilo... and her new daughter, Ani.
What? I’m not crying *wipes eyes*, you’re crying! Stitch has accomplished many astounding things,
he has been Captain and even Leader of the Galactic Federation,
his girlfriend is a multi-platinum intergalactic popstar,
he’s time traveled multiple times,
knows the inside of a Black Hole like his own experiment number
and has single-handedly saved his island, the whole Earth, and even the entire galaxy from certain doom over a dozen times. And through all of that there is nothing he cares about more than his family and friends… and probably food.
Intelligence & Skills
Height: 3’6
Weight: 120 lbs
Age: 18
Stitch’s wild, berserk and savage demeanor is actually quite misleading from how smart he actually is. Stitch is a total and complete genius in every sense of the word. He is fluent in Tantalog, English, Native Hawaiian and Japanese and has advanced creativity and perception. Stitch can think faster than a supercomputer, has a photographic memory, knows all advanced maths and sciences including molecular physics and is a technicallogical wiz, who has consistently shown the ability to build advanced robotic mech suits out of piles of garbage in only mere seconds.
Stitch is also an absolute master in all forms of Hand-to-Hand combat in the known galaxy, in addition to being a “million degree black belt” in karate, professionally trained in kickboxing and possessing Ninja stealth and balance skills.
He was even able to defeat the four-armed Experiment 601, AKA Kixx, an experiment specifically designed to be the galaxies best hand-to-hand fighter, in a one on one hand-to-hand fair match. Stitch’s main fighting strategy is to harness out opposing forces to tire out foes. He can roll up into a spike ball to travel at high speeds, walk on walls and ceilings just as easily as the ground, claw and bite through solid steel, pick locks, and create sonic waves with his singing voice that insta-murders all birds that hear it…
Stitch also has impeccable accuracy, is a master acrobat, and can expertly hotwire and pilot any vehicle imaginable.
Powers
Apart from possessing the capacity to act as a record player, Stitch has all the powers he needs to become the greatest predatory killing machine of all time. These Powers include:
- Super Senses:
His specialized eyes are equipped with Night-Vision, Thermal Vision, X-Ray Vision and contain a zoom function, allowing him to see at multiple different levels of focus. He has a 44 times better sense of smell than humans and his long ears can hear at multiple different levels and hone in on sounds over 3 miles away.
- Super Spit:
Stitch also has multiple different types of spit, each of which he can shoot with enough force to deflect Spike’s Projectile Spines which can dent metal. His corrosive acid spit can melt solid rock, his glue spit can immobilize objects, and his static spit disables electrical appliances it hits.
- Natural Form:
Stitch also can access his natural form, gaining antenna, back spines and an extra pair of arms, slightly increasing his physical abilities due to not having to use energy to keep himself disguised. He is also apparently so powerful he can create Tornadoes by sneezing and has a super breath that creates hurricane winds equatable to a rocket propelled engine, and no those aren’t one time things, they’re consistent as hell. Additionally, Stitch’s body is 100% efficient, cannot gain fat or produce waste, he’s immune to Mind Control, can burrow at superb speeds.
Stitch can extent his claws to a foot in length and at certain times can defy physics. And like all Jumba’s experiments, Stitch is immune to aging,
he looks exactly the same now as he did when first created, and when he and Lilo were using Skip to travel through time, Lilo consistently aged a decade each time while Stitch remained completely unchanged.
Gear
Stitch generally carries four semi-auto blaster pistols, which he wields with deadly efficiency. The blasts emitted from these weapons travel fast enough to hit MFTL spaceships and can easily burn through pavement and additionally have settings allowing it to fire laser nets, and turn it into Samus’ Grapple Beam. Stitch also loves chainsaws and generally keeps one on hand.
Stitch also wears a Good deed counter created by Jumba to measure his Karma.
Upon hitting 43 good deeds, Stitch gains superpowers from the spiritual Chitama stone, allowing him flight, and reality warping.
Speed/Endurance
Stitch can run roughly mach 3000 under normal circumstances, he can move fast enough to appear invisible, reconstruct entire buildings in a matter of seconds, and run across a large island hundreds of times in an instant.
When serious Stitch has massively faster than light speeds feats from steering spacecrafts capable of traveling light years in seconds through astroid fields and much more impressively and dodging thousands of lasers from an entire army firing at him simultaneously. These lasers are fast enough to score hits on these MFTL spacecrafts, yet Stitch appears to run at a comparable rate to them. Stitch also has absurdly high stamina, once even running for 23 hours straight with no exhaustion.
Strength
Stitch’s strength may be the easiest I have ever had to measure. He is stated consistently to be able to lift 3000 times his own weight with ease, his weight is 120 lbs, therefore Stitch can lift exactly 180 tons. Though despite him being able to lift this with ease, it is strangely also his limit, as it is stated that even a single ounce more than this is too much for him to lift.
However despite this being his limit in lifting strength, his striking strength is far more impressive. Stitch has reshaped the entire island of Izayoi with his bare hands, redirected an entire cruiseship away from an even larger iceberg also with his bare hands, held back a house sized boulder, lifted and threw many of his more gigantic cousins like Tank, Phoon and Ploot, stopped a small train , easily flipped several houses upside down, broke chains made of Impervium, pulled down a spaceship attempting escape velocity,
and threw a house sized planet-busting laser into orbit. Even more impressive than these feats are what Stitch scales too. Stitch regularly does battle with his cousins, this includes the likes of Richter,
An experiment specifically designed to cause massive earthquakes with his physical strength. This creature is so powerful it is established if he gets deep underground he can literally break a planet the size of Earth.
This is pretty consistent as Stitch was also able to damage and defeat numerous of his other cousins who endured the blast of two Planets colliding together. So yeah, Planet Level Stitch Striking Strength.
Durability
Jumba designed Stitch to be almost 100% indestructible, and my lord did he do a fantastic job. Seriously, the amount of insane punishment Stitch has endured is simply mind boggling, and his durability is clearly his most crazy stat because of it. For starters, Stitch is completely bulletproof, fireproof, shockproof and heavily resistant to all forms of poison. Stitch has been ran over by 3 consecutive 18-wheeler trucks, fell into a crystal crushing machine and stopped Experiment 515’s AKA Sinkers fin-attack with his bare hands,
and Sinker’s fin can casually cleave entire cruise ships in two. Stitch has fallen out of an airplane… twice, is immune to Experiment 624’s siren song’s neurological recalibration and can go into the vacuum of space with zero negative repercussions. He has endured a volcanic eruption which launched him above the clouds, being crushed under a building, survived atmospheric reentry, and has tanked blows from the tail of experiment 513 AKA Richter, who in the exact same manner causes 5.0 earthquakes, this is equivalent to 236 Million tons of TNT, enough to destroy 400 million cubic meters of solid rock, 513 was later stated to be a planet buster if he got deep enough underground.
More impressively, Stitch survived an island sized meteor busting antimatter explosion, a planet busting cannon and diving into a black hole on 3 separate occasions. But all of this pales in comparison to Stitch’s greatest durability feat, after Stitch defeated the cybernetically enhanced Experiment 000 and saved the galaxy from his takeover, old Zero decided to be a poor sport and launched the SuperNova Warhead! Ironically, despite the name, this weapon is FAR beyond your average supernova, Jumba himself states that the resulting blast when this bomb detonates will eradicate the entire galaxy! Stitch than in the most heroic act ever got in a ship, caught up to the warhead and turned it toward the nearest black hole (yes he survived entering a fourth f*cking black hole)
where the bomb detonated while Stitch was standing directly on it in an explosion that completely obliterated the entire black hole. The explosion that resulted from said black hole is calc'd below and confirmed it to be an explosion large enough to destroy 45 solar systems.
Lilo & Stitch: Stitch Tanks A Supernova Bomb + Black Hole Collapse
Posted 12-29-2015 at 05:02 AM by Vivi Ornitier
#1: Supernova Warhead
Spoiler:
14:20 - 17:50
Jumba the Evil Genius is in belief that the supernova warhead is powerful enough to destroy a galaxy. Let's see how seriously we should take that statement
286 / 32 = 8.9375
8.9375 * 0.91 = 8.133125 meters for the ship's width
1156 / 16 = 72.25
72.25 * 8.133125 = 587.618281 meters for the black hole's diameter or 293.809141 for the schwarzschild radius
The Schwarzschild Radius Calculator yields 1.98017227e29 kg
Considering that it's a black hole in space that behaves like a real one and it cancelled the vast majority of the allegedly galaxy busting supernova warhead? We can determine the mass-energy explosion
Mass-Energy Calculator yields 177.97 Foe so multi-solar system level for it and Stitch outright tanked that shit after being pulled into the middle of it
Final Tally:
Stitch Tanks A Supernova Warhead + Black Hole Collapse: >177.97 Foe
It is also likely this bomb was actually galaxy level but had the majority of it's blast absorbed into the black hole...This then caused Stitch to fall back down to the planet he beat zero on in twenty seconds from a distance it took his massively faster than light ship 3 whole minutes to travel and Stitch got right up completely conscious with minor bruising as his only notable injury!
Powersurge
The Powersurge is a superform Stitch gained in the emergency of needing to save the entire galaxy for the second time. This causes the Powercell in his chest to work at it’s absolute maximum potential, granting Stitch a power increase SO massive, he was able to one-shot Dark End!
What’s that? Who the heck is Dark End? well strap in boys and girls.
Dark End (otherwise known as Experiment 666) is the most powerful being in the universe. He was created by the evil, galactic warlord, Delia using a powercell far more powerful than Stitch’s with the intent of taking over the universe. Dark End showed the true extent of his power when he battled four clones of Stitch (each one having increasingly better stats in every category to the original Stitch) and Dark End casually killed them all in mere seconds. Boss Stitch was 5 times as durable as regular Stitch, and this is the same series that gave Stitch galaxy level durability, so doing this mean Dark End is easily a Multi-Galaxy Level foe!
Yet in his Powersurge form Stitch became surrounded in an aura strong enough to make him immune from Dark End’s attacks, before knocking that little sucker out cold with a single Dragonthrow launching him up through a spacecraft, out of Earth’s orbit and into a city sized space station with enough force to knock it off balance.
Feats
- Defeated an army of 629’s
- Escaped numerous high security holding cells
- Stood up to Dark End
- Survived Remmy’s freddy kruger nightmare
- Beat 5 superpowered opponents at once while building an entire playground
- Can catch and throw shots from Plasma guns back at his foe
- Destroyed Hamsterviel's Spaceship in seconds
- Fought evenly with Jake Long from American Dragon
- Defeated the inglobluotroned expirement 540
- Overcame Retro’s reprograming
- Defeated Ploot in his kaiju form
- Ate a Cutlass (Pirate Sword)
- Sabotaged an advanced alien robot to help him with an anniversary present
- Endured a fight with a Stitch over 100 times his size
- Beat the absolute hell out of a giant octopus monster
- Saved his friends, his Island, the Earth, and even the whole galaxy on numerous occasions
- Once was transmutated into a pineapple and was still able to fight and turn back to normal
- Threw a dude 5 times his size over the horizon
- Rocked a full 18th century pirate ship
- Dragon threw a Giant Robot Squid into a weather control device
- Inhaled Slushy’s Ice Breath
- Can eat virtually anything
- Defeated Zero
- Hit a spaceship going escape velocity with a boulder
- Defeated 4 experiments simultaneously and threw them over the horizon
- Can jump 53 miles into the air
- Defeated Angel, Felix and Sparky at the same time
- Was declared commander and chief of the Galactic Federation
- Bested the superior 627
- Redirected an entire cruise ship away from a city sized iceberg
- Defeated the building sized experiment 509
- Singlehandedly took down a whole robot army stronghold
Advantages:
- MFTL speeds
- Planet Level Strength, Galaxy Level in Powersurge
- Galaxy level durability
- Super Senses
- More intelligent than a supercomputer
- Wide variety of helpful abilities
- Useful weapons
- Can warp reality in specific instances
- Super proficient martial artist
- Huge amount of experience fighting powerful monsters with a huge variety of powers
- Great stamina
- Powersurge form makes him a multi-galaxy level threat
- Mind manipulation resistance
- Poison resistance
- Will overcome his fear of water if his girlfriend is in danger
- Surprisingly good babysitter
Disadvantages:
- Coffee puts him in a temporary state of wild violent insanity
- Easily distracted
- Sensitive to sonic blasts
- Crippling fear of water do to being more dense than it, making swimming impossible, although he cannot technically drown
- Has no bellybutton
Recommended Opponent:
B'dg:
B'dg VS Stitch would be an awesome fight, its the ultimate battle of cosmically powerful alien critters, both have similar speed and levels of power. B'dg has distinct advantages in power variety, but Stitch has him trumped in intelligence and skill. Would be really interesting to see which one is truly superior.
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